| i dont want the kinda of boyfriend that doesnt want
me dancing on tables, i want the kinda boyfriend
who is like ... *HELL YEAH, GET MY GiRL ANOTHER DRiNK*
laugh at the stupidest things && always say the
wrong things at the wrong time ;; i cry for no
reason ;; sometimes i get jealous easily ;; i don't
have it all together [[ but thats just me. ]]
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS .. FROM A GUYSz POiiNT OF VEiiW..
1.Whatever you do, don`t just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything and anything. Trust me, they will find out.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn`t even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they`re beautiful.
5. Don`t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it`s because they`re jealous.
6. If they slap youu hard, youu deserved it.
7. Don`t be afraid to touch them if youu want to. If they`re going out with youu in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don`t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that youu did.
8.5 If youu DO sleep with them, don`t tell your friends that youu didn`t.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don`t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know youu`re a pussy..
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it`s not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If youu aren`t dropping her off, call to be sure she`s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it`s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, youu`re so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn`t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. Youu`re dead meat if youu can`t get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don`t flirt with their moms...that`s just freaky.
20. Don`t be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If youu don`t like the way they drive, youu do it.
22. If you`re officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you`'d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where youu go for every date. They really only want to be with youu.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you`re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you`re basically screwed for life.
27. Don`t marinade in the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don`t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If youu think the relationship isn`t going to last, don`t wait to find out. It will only hurt youu more if you draw it out.
30. After youu`ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust youu. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts youu, youu have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than youu would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
GUYS:
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other;don't make her grab yours
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Write little notes.
6. Compliment her Honestly.
7. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
8. Be super sweet to her.
9. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. And good morning
10. Comfort her when she cries.
11.Wipe away her tears
12. Love her with all your heart.
13. Pick her up and flirt with her;she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it.
14. Be a gentleman;ex:hold the door for her
15. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
16. Take her for a long walk at night!
17. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her close
18. never lie to her, because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"
19. Call her just to hear her voice
20. Kiss her
50 THiNGS GiRLS WiSH GUYS KNEW..
1. Don`t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don`t expect us to
dress like Victoria Secret Models.
4. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
5. There is no such thing as "too much" shopping.
6. We think about you all the time.
7. This is how we see it ยป Don't call = Don't care.
8. Which also means that if we don`t call, take a hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possesive
is not necessary.
10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important
than knowing you much you can bench-press.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage. we go down,
you go down. we shave, you shave.
12. Foreplay is not an option. It's a must.
13. We're allowed to be late. You're not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way?
Didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. We have an excuse for being bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are.
26. We love surprises.
27. We like to be kissed softly. Not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they
mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes.
Never tighty-whities!
30. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh
mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
31. Clean your room before we come over.
32. When we use our teeth, it means that you suck at
going down on us, so we're just returning the favor.
33. Even though you're sometimes insensitive and hurt
us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it. Because later on i`ll be with your
best friend, and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends, because I won't
make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!".
37. "Wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we`d be a porn star.
NOT your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in
a movie just isn't right.
40. Don`t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are
stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to
satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat chicks" have feelings, too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty
looks add up to = YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.
45. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable. We`ll
appreciate the simple fact that you`re trying.
46. Just because a girl doesn`t pick up on the first ring,
doesn`t mean she`s not waiting by the phone.
47. You don`t have to spend a lot; if it means a lot.
48. Don`t say you love me if you don`t mean it.
49. Don`t lie to us. We will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about everything.
meaning, my best friends know everything about you.
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